Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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