Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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