oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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