There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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