What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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