420 ftw
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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