I'm drive I can fine osifer
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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