In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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