Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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