you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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