just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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