You just made me feel so damn special
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How external is "for external use only"?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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