I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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and you fell through a lawn chair
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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