i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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