Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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