I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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