Sry I called you an 8
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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