If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Your penis caused this!
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