I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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