Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Welp...herpes.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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