no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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