That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Umm I'm too high to move.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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