There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
