Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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