you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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