stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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