that's an acceptable place to lick
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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