On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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