Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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