I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There r osticjed everywhere
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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