so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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