Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I have aggressive nipples.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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