i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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