Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
