You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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