Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
