She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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