That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
a search helicopter?!
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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