Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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