Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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