Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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