Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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