this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So vagazzling was a success
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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