I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
