too bad you live with your parents still
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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