Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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