I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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