I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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