i think my mom watched the whole time
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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