Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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