mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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