Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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