apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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