I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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