just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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