one two three fourrrrnication!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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