I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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