Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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